Evy

Massage therapist in Miami. This is where the rest of my days end up.

I work on tired shoulders for a living, which means I spend most of my week listening to people complain about their office chairs. The other half of the week looks like this: coffee, the beach when it isn't too hot, and my phone camera.

New photos land here first. If you want the version with sound and bad jokes, that's on Telegram.

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Lately

What I actually do

Sports recovery work, mostly. People come in after they've already hurt something, and about half the time the problem started somewhere else entirely: a knee that hurts because a hip stopped moving, a neck that hurts because of how someone drives to work. The hour on the table is the easy part; the useful part is telling them what to change on Monday.

I write some of that down over on notes, the same three or four things I end up repeating to almost everyone.